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Joke of the Day

"My wife said I needed to grow up I was speechless It's hard to say anything when you have 45 gummy bears in your mouth"

"Whos the best jewish cook? Hitler......."

"Make A Dumb Person Curious Do you know how to make a dumb person curious?"" - ""No, how?"" - ""I'll tell you tomorrow."""

"What's the difference between your job and a dead prostitute? Your job still sucks"

"What did Orion receive when he won second place in the archery contest? The constellation prize."

"Q: How many over eager PA's does it take to screw in a li... A: Done!"

"A Man Walks Into A Bar The other one ducks"

"I sure buy a lot of alcohol. Hope I'm not a shopaholic."

"Three Tampons are walking down the street, which one doesnt talk to you? None of them, they are all stuck up cunts"

"Did you know: the average American spends 8,000 years of their life refilling Brita water pitchers."