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Joke of the Day
"Did you hear about the man who opened a yacht showroom? Sales went through the roof."
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"Me: Hey, do you want to go buy some- Wife: YES!"
"A Baby Seal Walks Into A Club"
"""What are you doing, idiot?"" me, to other drivers on the road ""What are you doing, idiot?"" me, to myself, in all other situations"
"Why is Reddit called Reddit? Because you've already read it!"
"Remember April showers bring May flowers. But, Mayflowers being smallpox."
"Olive Oil What's the difference between virgin olive oil and regular olive oil? Popeye's cock."
"What if the Bad News Bears literally gave you bad news? Bear 1: You're adopted Bear 2: The cancer is terminal Bear 3: This tweet ain't funny"
"An alzheimer joke (sorry if this is a repost)"
"When asked why he wouldn't upgrade his operating system to Windows 8... Arnold Schwarzenegger replied: 'Windows 8, never! I still love Vista baby'..."