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"What's a vampire's favourite dance? The vaults!"
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"If a white woman goes to the Caribbean and doesn't get cornrows did the trip even happen?"
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"Wore my hair in a ponytail to Walmart and 4 people asked me to defend them in Drug Possession Cases. Court starts Monday."
"A koala walks into a barber shop and hops up into the chair. He points to the excess fur that has grown around his ears and asks the barber, ""Can eucalyptus?"""
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"Sees friend from highschool. Gives friend a big hug. Refuses to let go of friend. Becomes siamese friends."
"We used have Empires ruled by Emperors. Then We used have kingdom ruled by kings. Now We live in ... And We are about elect Hilary"