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Joke of the Day

"I am tired of the joke where the 3rd person to be granted a wish uses it to somehow cancel out the wishes of his 2 friends who just wished in front of him. What variation on a joke are you tired of?"

"There are 10 types on people in the world Those that understand binary code and those that don't."

"Why did the Mexican man push his wife off a cliff? tequila"

"I like to take candy from a kid cause sugar is bad for them. Then, I eat it in front of them while saying, ""don't do this"""

"One-Liner: Jobs growth in the United States is now down to just hair and fingernails."

"My ex-wife says I have 2 brains. One is a penis... ...and apparently, the other's an asshole."

"With gay marriage being legal now does that mean we don't have to call them butt buddies anymore? Good because that was a pain in the ass."

"I THINK [boyfriend goes by] YOU'RE TOO [boyfriend goes by] YOUNG FOR ME [boyfriend goes by] -me breaking up w/ my boyfriend at the carousel"

"Why does Pakistan never get a corner during a football match? Every corner they get, they open a shop on it"

"[Mesozoic era] God: if u can't spell ur name you're going extinct Jellyfish: seems fair Pterodactyl: [to Brachiosaurus] this is bullshit"