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Joke of the Day

"Never understood Monopoly. It's like saying, ""Hey we're stressed out about real $, so let's play a game & get stressed out about pretend $."

"Just picked up an unknown call with a ""Hello?"" An old woman said ""Joan?"" So, I can cross ""mistaken for a Joan"" off the bucket list."

"Little on the nose that the Pope's riding around in a Fiat, isn't it? But then, I guess we know he's into that Fiat luxe."

"Two and a half men would be way funnier with an all black cast But then it would have to be called one and 3/5ths men"

"What's the difference between a dim monster and a birthday candle? The candle is a thousand times brighter!"

"What did the Mexican man say after two houses fell on him? ""Get off me, homes"""

"So there's an innuendo competition on in town next weekend..... I was thinking of entering my sister."

"How does an ethiopian open a beer? With his ribs"

"Why did the blind girl fall into the well? She couldn't see that well."

"What is a cow's favorite lunch meat? Bullogna"