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Joke of the Day
"What do a walrus and a Tupperware container have in common? They both like a tight seal."
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"How do normal people vs feminists laugh? Normal People: HeHeHe... Feminist: SheSheShe.."
"SHHHHH!!!!!!! I just got followed by a Jehovah Witness. All of you keep quiet and pretend we aren't home..."
"What does an epileptic vegetarian eat? Seizure salad"
"Boss: Where'd you go?? Me: I got all the way up front and realized I forgot my pen. Boss: Okay? Me: So I went to lunch."
"If you ever struggle to make your woman happy, just remember Eve was in the Garden of Eden and it wasn't good enough."
"what does the bermuda triangle and blonds have in common they both swallow a lot of sea men"
"What is the longest word in the English language? SMILES because there is a mile between the first and last letters!"
"Q: How does a woman scare a gynecologist? A: By becoming a ventriloquist!"
"Writing Tip: Learn the letters. YES all of them. Regardless of what you write they'll come in handy. Try experimenting w/ diff combinations."