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Joke of the Day
"It's ok to laugh during sex...just don't point."
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"Did you hear about that giant cooling device in Florida? It was a Miami heat fan."
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"I could win an Olympic gold medal If the women's gymnastic balance beam was a male competition too, I could win the gold medal. I've been mastering a 4 inch wood beam since I was a little kid"
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"What is the most awesomely amazing word in the English language? Anticlimactic"
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"A man dressed as a harry potter character came up to me and told me he was a zombie. I thought he was kidding, but he was Dead Sirius."