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Joke of the Day
"What did one poop say to the other poop? You smell"
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"All the single ladies put your hands up! *handcuffs all the single ladies together and pushes them off a cliff* I'm your only option now."
"There are three unwritten rules of life. 1. 2. 3."
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"Cement your reputation as the office Romeo by committing suicide over an underage girl you've been seeing for less than a week."