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Joke of the Day
"How does a chef relax? He beats his meat"
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"What kind of present did the armless boy get for Christmas? Gloves. Jk he hasn't opened it yet!!"
"What's the most difficult thing about roller-blading? Telling your parents that you are a faggot!"
"unicorns are really just weaponized ponies."
"Two blonds were driving to disneyland. The sign said: Disney left.. So they started crying and headed home."
"Why do birds fly south for the winter? Because it's too far to walk"
"Why did people hate going on road trips with Kurt Cobain? Because he always called shotgun"
"Girls are like puppies. If you don't take them out enough, they'll poop on your rug. SERIOUSLY ASHLEY ON MY RUG??"
"What's the difference between jam and jelly? You can't jelly a dick in your mouth."
"how to fall down a long set of stairs: step 1) step 1 step 2) step 3 step 3) step 7 step 4) step 10 step 5) step 15 step 6) step 26"