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Joke of the Day
"Why did people hate going on road trips with Kurt Cobain? Because he always called shotgun"
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"Words cannot describe your beauty... But numbers can. 4/10."
"I caught two kids smoking pot outside my office. Fifteen minutes later my boss caught me and two kids smoking pot outside my office."
"What is the ghost of an Australians favourite dessert? Boo-meringue"
"Why do the French always were white when pole vaulting? So people can see them surrender from afar. Edit: wrong form of the form ""wear"""
"How many Coldplay members does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Just one, but he has to see Radiohead do it first."
"THEM: Let's head down to Paradise City. I heard the girls are really hot there. ME: What's the grass situation?"
"Cop: This is a ticket for drunk and disorderly behavior. Me: Can I have another? I'd like to bring a guest."
"I've got a terrible addiction, I can't stop eating deli meats. I'm trying to quit cold turkey."
"I AM THE ONE WHO KNOCKS ...and then begs you to let me in."