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Joke of the Day

"unicorns are really just weaponized ponies."

"5: Daddy, can we go get ice cream? Me: I don't see why not. 5: Mommy said I couldn't. M: Hey, there's the why not."

"MAGICIAN: Think of a horse ME: Ok MAGICIAN: You thinking of one? ME: Yep MAGICIAN: Cool right? ME: Very cool"

"What's a riot? Three dyslexics"

"Are you addicted to masturbation? Reach out to me and we can beat it together."

"What do you call a confederate that's bleeding out? A rebel without a gauze"

"Bees disappearing is worrisome because of the environment but also there's the possibility of invisible bees."

"A dyslexic man walks into a bra... Not my joke, but made me laugh."

"If your lawyer has a ponytail you're going to prison."

"Women Q: What do you call a woman without an @sshole? A: Divorced"