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Joke of the Day

"how to fall down a long set of stairs: step 1) step 1 step 2) step 3 step 3) step 7 step 4) step 10 step 5) step 15 step 6) step 26"

"I found the best comment about what's been happening to reddit [DELETED]"

"Whats the difference between a gun and a feminist? A gun only has one trigger"

"[First day as a private investigator] *Forgets to turn off camera shutter sound *Gets murdered"

"Teacher: What can we do to stop polluting our waters ? Pupil: Stop taking baths ?"

"I spent a solid two hours tonight drowning my sorrows. Never give a stripper PCP"

"Science flies you to the moon Religion flies you into buildings"

"Victims of successfull murder attempts: whats your story? Serious replies only."

"Usain Bolt runs at 31mph which sounds good, but if he hits a child there's a 40% chance they'll die."

"All my friends keep saying that my new girlfriend is imaginary... Joke's on them, so are they! Edit: ermagerd front page!"