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"Why would you go to a psychiatrist? When you can just kill yourself"
"PSA: If you're about to be arrested, climb to the roof of a nearby court. You are now 'above the law' & literally can't get in trouble ever"
"What Supreme Court decision applies to fishermen bringing a small boat to shore? Row v. Wade"
"Why is fishing dangerous? Sometimes, there's a catch"
"I tried to give myself a sex change... but I couldn't really pull it off."
"1) See laptop on empty table in crowded coffee shop. 2) Ask someone to watch it for you. 3) Leave before the owner returns."
"What happened to the boy-band member who dropped the soap In the prison shower? Let's just say that his backstreet went more than one direction."
"What is Hillary Clinton's favorite dice game? Benghahtzee."
"How did German men pick up Jewish women in the 1940s? With a dustpan and broom."