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Joke of the Day
"I tried to give myself a sex change... but I couldn't really pull it off."
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"When does a Mexican know he's hungry? His asshole stops burning."
"Make the little things count. Teach midgets math"
"Whose fault is it that California always has earthquakes? San Andreas fault."
"What's the difference between a sperm and a Young Republican / Young Conservative A sperm has at least a 1 in 100 million chance of becoming a human being"
"A midget clairvoyant just escaped from prison... ...police are looking for a small medium at large."
"Pete Carroll was approached by a hooker last night but he said ""I'll pass"""
"How do black people decide what day to wear airbrushed memorial t-shirts of dead relatives?"
"I hit on an older woman on a dating site and she rejected me by saying ""is your dad available?"" So i responded to her by saying ""yeah, but i dont think he is into threesomes."""
"What was Viktor Frankenstein's favorite sport? Body building."