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Joke of the Day
"What is Hillary Clinton's favorite dice game? Benghahtzee."
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"How did Moses make his coffee? Hebrewed it."
"In the car and passed by a cop and my 12 year old says ""everyone be cool! Act normal!""nnnExpecting that Father of the Year award any day now"
"Apparently, if a bear attacks, you are supposed to play dead. You know, that sounds an awful lot like something a bear would say..."
"I love it when I run into people I know at my psychiatrist's office... Because I'm like, ""Hey, you're crazy too? Cool."""
"Thanks to home security commercials, I am now terrified of middle aged white men."
"I want a girl to go down on me As much as the Pokemon Go servers do"
"What is Russia's codename for Trump? Agent Orange."
"Are you the enemy of my enemy? Asking for a friend."
"What noise does Doppler's cat make? Meeeeeaaaaaaoooooo^oooowwww^wwww^www"