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"Two things I hate: This joke, And things that are meta."
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"Can the ninja throw his ninja stars? Shurikan"
"A Jewish kid.... asks his dad for ten dollars. His dad replies, ""Eight dollars? What do you need five dollars for?"""
"What do you call a magic dog? A Labracadabrador."
"What do spinach and anal sex have in common? If it's been forced on you as a child, you won't like it as an adult."
"Sometimes I get flustered by waitresses and I say things like ""Abso-fruit-ly!"" and they laugh like I'm so clever but we both know"
"""Am I the first man you have ever loved?"" he said. ""Of course,"" she answered ""Why do men always ask the same question?""."