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Joke of the Day

"What if that light at the end of the tunnel you see when you die is just you being born from another vagina?"

"It would have been really ironic if Andy Dick's parents had named him Hugh."

"Did you see the President of Russia doing magic tricks outside? He was really Putin on a show"

"This is my favorite least offensive offensive joke Which football player gets the most wedgies? The tight ends."

"A sandwich walks into a bar... the bartender says: ""Sorry, we don't serve food here."""

"An American and a German were playing ""Thumb War"" ""One, two, three, four, I declare a thumb war."" ""Five, six, seven, eight, I use this hand to masturbate."" ""Einz, zwei, drei, so do I."""

"Facebook, where a bathroom shot of a duckface is considered hot'"

"As told to me by my 7 YO son this morning... Him: What's a pirates favorite letter? Me: ARRRGH! Him: You would think it would be ARRRGH but my first love be the ""C""!"

"Did you hear about the new restaurant on the moon? Great food but no atmosphere."

"LSD makes users lose weight' That makes sense, it's kinda hard to get to the fridge when there's a dragon guarding it."