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"I tried to catch fog today I mist"
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"No matter what people think of you, walk around with your head held high. Multiple chins are not cute."
"""A Bunch of Stuff I Remembered and Then Compiled into a Narratively Cohesive Yet Inconsistently Compelling Tome: A Memoir"""
"How to get a cop's attention"
"Two deaf guys... Two deaf guys, Ed and Harry, were hanging out talking, when Ed told Harry a joke. Harry laughed so hard he broke three fingers..."
"Which book has the worst cliffhanger? Anne Frank's Diary"
"What's the difference between Jews and Harry Potter? Harry Potter escaped the chamber"
"Emma Stone is my girlfriend. Nobody tell her, though. I want it to be a surprise."
"POOL FOR DJS Q: Why can't DJs play pool? A: They always scratch."
"Why was Yoda afraid of 7? Because 6 7 8."