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Joke of the Day
"How do you know when your roommate is gay? His dick tastes like shit."
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"When a bite of food falls off your plate... And you just stare at it on the ground like, ""We could've made each other happy..."""
"I don't post for the karma."
"What do gay horses eat? Dick"
"A hiring manager had a stack of resumes, took half, and threw them in the trash... Coworker asks, ""what are you doing!?!"" HR Manager said, ""I don't like to hire unlucky people."""
"Did you here about that concert where the frontman flung his crap into the crowd? The shit reeeeeeally hit the fan"
"For tax purposes, my carpe is now per diem."
"My phone just changed CrossFit to Croissant, this phone really knows me better than any human."
"Engineering joke At work today I told an engineer I liked the cool shapes in his design. ""Oh, it's not intentional,"" he responded. ""It's mostly in compression."""
"What's a European immigrant's favorite high school sport? Cross country"