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Joke of the Day
"Was chopping herbs and got some in my eye now im parsley sighted"
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"COWORKER: I'm going to my friend's lake house this weekend for a party. ME: *lying* I also have friends."
"If M. Night Shyamalan told a knock-knock joke. * Knock knock. * ""Who's there?"" * ""M. Night Shyamalan."" * ""M. Night Shyamalan who?"" * ""Nah, I'm just messing with you. I was inside the whole time."""
"I would send a joke but my autobiography hasn't come out yet"
"What do you call a crisis where you're the same before and after? An identity crisis!"
"How can Penn State fix their problem Rebrand themselves as the Catholic church."
"Knock Knock Who's there ! Butch ! Butch who ? Butch your arms around me !"
"What did the sign say at a strip club Business doing pleasure for you"
"Everyday I get at least 3 people who follow me and then immediately delete their accounts. proposed theory: My tweets kill people."