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Joke of the Day
"CaO+H2O=Ca(OH)2 Is this reaction illegal too?"
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"what did one snowman say to the other snowman? can you smell carrots?"
"""Men marry women with the hope they will never change. Women marry men with the hope they will change. Invariably they are both disappointed."""
"There are two types of people in the world Those that can extrapolate from incomplete data"
"I would describe the cologne on the guy who was just in the elevator with me as ""all of it."""
"Why can't mites race in NASCAR? Because mites make rights, not lefts."
"Mathematically speaking, 9/11 was quite rational"
"What do you call a police officer that deals in sibling rape An Incestigator"
"What does Bill Cosby and a ninja have in common? You don't see either one coming."
"Life is always one step forward, two steps back...Then slide to the left...Slide to the right. CRISS CROSS!!!"