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Joke of the Day

"A Japanese teenager approaches his father nervously... ""Dad, I have to tell you something. Please don't be upset, but I'm gay."" ""How could I not be upset?! Why not gay plus!?"""

"Dorothy: We have to see the wonderful Wizard of Oz Toto: OK but I wouldn't make a song and dance about it Dorothy: [inhaling] Toto: FFS"

"Just saw a redhead drinking Ginger Ale. It looks to be making him stronger. We must stop him before it's too late."

"I scream, you scream, we all scream... The ice cream man kidnapped us; please send help."

"What's the difference between a Black man and a park bench? A Black man is a sentient creature."

"4 out of 5 people enjoy gang rape"

"Have u seen the movie ""Constipated""? Oh that's right it hasn't come out yet."

"Space Cat: *furious as he knocks items off of a shelf and they just float in place, mocking him*"

"Sorry the edible underwear weren't edible anymore by the time you tried to eat them. It was a long drive to your apartment."

"a man walked into a bar nd he asked for a drink of whiskey and da barman sed, ""do u want whiskey or whisky?"" nd da man sed, ""i dont hear da diffrence!!!!"""