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Joke of the Day

"Dorothy: We have to see the wonderful Wizard of Oz Toto: OK but I wouldn't make a song and dance about it Dorothy: [inhaling] Toto: FFS"

"For class, my son had to create his own mythological god. He created Chillux, the god of relaxation, whose house is full of hammocks."

"I went to a seafood disco i pulled a muscle"

"Q: Why aren't Clinton White House staffers given coffee breaks? A: It takes too long to retrain them."

"What would be the name of a rock if she's female? ROCKelle."

"... Pichulamono123 , That's the joke."

"A man runs into a hospital yelling ""Im having a stroke!"" The nurse replies, ""I know sir, but can you please put your penis back in your pants?!?"""

"""Treat Others the Way You Want to be Treated"" *Buys everyone snacks"

"Technically, ears can be ""Love Handles"" too."

"Why did Rick Astley get fired from his job at the video store? Because he refused to rent someone a copy of the Pixar flick ""Up""."