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Joke of the Day

"I met my wife while on holiday. Which was awkward, as I'd told her I was going to a funeral."

"Happy World Alzheimer's Day! Or was it yesterday??"

"Like it or not this joke is binary."

"Sarah Jessica Parker walks into a bar... And the bartender goes ""why the long face"""

"[Jack Black's birthday] Oh wow..ANOTHER rock polisher, thanks grandma. ""How is Rock School going dear?"" It's School of ro- *sigh* nevermind."

"People say that money is not the key to happiness... ...but I always figured if you have enough money, you can have a key made. - Joan Rivers"

"A guy on Catfish dated a girl for 4 years despite only seeing ONE picture of her. I wouldn't buy a futon on Craigslist with only one pic."

"Recently in my town there has been a lot of rain. A local church put this sign on the marquee: ""Tired of the rain?..."" ""... Come find the Son inside!"""

"[takes e-cig from guy beside me & takes a hit] dude, your e-cig is broken GUY BESIDE ME: give me back my clarinet"

"Arial walked into a bar. The bartender said ""We don't serve your type here."""