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Joke of the Day
"I met my wife while on holiday. Which was awkward, as I'd told her I was going to a funeral."
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"I just don't understand pedophiles, kids are SO annoying."
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"Ironically Caps 'Lock' is a 'Key'."
"According to my google history, I spent most of last night trying to buy a llama."
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"I will never forget the last thing my grandma said to me right before she died on her death bed in the hospital? Dont pull tha......."