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Joke of the Day
"Q: What kind of bees make milk? A: Boo-Bees"
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"What are most people afraid of about Hilary Clinton? Her Penis"
"What did the Hot Dog say to the Cucumber? My brothers may have been eaten to death, but hey it was over quicker than your midnight insertion ""fun""."
"I've fathered 200 children..... in one of my reddit comments."
"What do ISIS want for Christmas? Turkey, apparently."
"I love my FedEx guy cause he's a drug dealer and he doesn't even know it and he's always on time."
"It's funny when you tell someone that you don't like people, they always think you mean other people."
"Why was Saint Peter so good at basketball? He denied Jesus 3 times"
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