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Joke of the Day

"I'm going to check out the new restaurant called Karma. There's no menu, you just get what you deserve."

"The Benefits of Being Masochistic What doesn't kill you makes you longer"

"[sees girl reading Lord of the Rings] ""Ah I love that book. The way that guy is just [clenches fist] the Lord of all those freakin rings."""

"My sister said she had strange cravings and an enhanced sense of smell so she must be pregnant, but I secretly thought, ""werewolf."""

"How do you change root beer in to a beer? Put it in a square cup"

"How do you know it was not U.S. that did the aerial bombing? Because the funeral, wedding and hospital were not the targets."

"Which sports team honors the true spirit of Thanksgiving? The Redskins"

"A lady told me that Autism is punishment for the sins of the parent. That is the story of me punching a lady in a church parking lot."

"What kind of money does Mario use? 8-bitcoins"

"A morbid joke If serial killers kill people in series, are suicide bombers parallel killers?"