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Joke of the Day

"I'm going to check out the new restaurant called Karma. There's no menu, you just get what you deserve."

"Why is a baby so hard to blend? Because one hand is used to masturbate and the other hand is used to hold the video camera."

"Why did the rope get put in timeout? Because he was very knotty."

"What do you call it when a DJ doesn't wear a period appropriate costume? Era Error"

"If you workout and don't post a status about it on Facebook, do you still lose weight?"

"I want to believe in hope as much as someone who thinks that somebody might buy their old used shoes on Craigslist for $20."

"whenever someone says happy birthday.... all I hear is ""Happy anniversary of the day your face rubbed your moms vagina"""

"Why did the entrepreneur decide to go into the landfill business? He heard it was a growing field."

"What did the snail say when put on top of a turtle? Weeeeeeeeeeee"

"I like my women like I like my computer monitors Bright, saturated and in multiples."