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Joke of the Day
"they say penguins mate for life, but that's bullshit cause my penguin left me first chance she had"
Next Joke
"Well, that's definitely the last time I ever go shopping with my wife... We were on our way home from Tesco this morning and she dropped down dead."
"Have you ever seen an elephant hiding in a tree? Good hiders, aren't they?"
"What did the girl's suicide note say when she hung herself? *sings* I WANNA SWIIIING FROM THE CHANDELIERRRRRR"
"Walk up to random strangers on the street and say, ""I love your podcast!"" You'll make 3 out of 5 of them very happy."
"What's the difference between a prostitute and a crack dealer? A prostitute can sell her crack over and over again."
"What kind of type face does a pachyderm use? ele-font"
"How does Jesus make coffee. Hebrews"
"What's the hardest part of eating a vegetable? The wheelchair (credit to my physics teacher's wife)"
"Congratulations to Snooki who gave birth today to a baby boy... 5 NJ High School rings, 2 condoms, and 12 press on nails."