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Joke of the Day

"I dated an Optometrist, but just had to break up with her She was a great girl, but really annoying in bed. She kept on saying, ""So, do you like it better like this? Or like this?"""

"What did one font say to the other while at the beach? ""Serifs up, dude!"""

"I was trying to convince my friend to go fishing the other day. It took a while to convince her, but then she finally agreed and had fun fishing. She eventually fell for it hook, line, and sinker."

"How many /r/Jokes users does it take to make a Joke? WRONG! They don't make it, they steal it..."

"What do you call an alien with three balls? E.T. the extra testicle."

"My dad once told me this one If you walk into the bathroom an American and come out of the bathroom an American, what are you when you're in the bathroom? European :^)"

"I just swapped our bed for a trampoline My wife hit the roof!"

"I threw some pills at my doctor I thought it would be a good idea to give him a taste of his own medicine"

"Whats the difference between a shower curtain and a roll of toilet paper You're not using my bathroom!"

"I'm really good at sex I ALWAYS come 1st."