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Joke of the Day
"What's the difference between a leper and a tree? A tree has limbs."
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"A chicken walks into a bar and clucks at the bartender. The bartender says, ""No fowl language allowed"""
"Every woman I've ever been with only saw me the way they wanted to see me... ...in their rearview mirror."
"At the funeral home How do you want your mother-in-law buried or cremated? Hmm No risk do both."
"To me funny is beautiful."
"""Dad"" said Fred to his father who was a bank robber. ""I need $50 for the school trip tomorrow."" ""OK son"" said his dad ""I'll get you the cash when the bank closes."""
"They finally came out with a white PS4! I mean the black one runs fast but it never works."
"I got arrested... I got arrested for punching a guy at a new years party, when you hear an Arab counting down from ten your instincts kick in."
"SURVIVAL TIP If a gummy bear is chasing you, curl up like a ball and pretend you're stoned"
"smokers have a greater risk of heart disease, stroke and hard-to-hear outdoor phone conversations."