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Joke of the Day
"Last summer I planned to elope with my Cherokee fiance but she had her reservations."
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"I don't have a dirty mind... I have a sexy imagination!"
"What disease does a mad scientist have? boffin spongiform encephalopathy"
"I bought my wife a pen for her birthday. I should have got a better one though, she keeps getting out."
"If my boss catches me surfing the internet, I make sure I have a screen open to a big box of tampons from Amazon and he leaves me alone"
"At first I didn't like my new haircut but it slowly grew on me."
"How are ninjas and soft core porn alike? You never see them coming."
"The George Dubya Bush Presidential Library burned down... All three books were destroyed. Two of em hadn't even been coloured in yet."
"Someone just asked my son what other type of fish do you like then? nnHe replied....chicken.nnnThank god he is good looking."
"For me, eating fast food is like going out on a date and finding out the person you're with is racist. Either way, you're going to end up alone in your apartment using up all the toilet paper."