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Joke of the Day

"Anal sex is like a big red button with ""do not push"" on it... You know you shouldn't, butt fuck it."

"I heard a woman got hit by a motorcyclist the other day... It made me wonder, who the fuck rides a motorcycle into someone's kitchen?"

"You can't run through a campground You can only ran, because its past tents"

"What do you get when you cross an owl with a bungee cord? My ass!"

"Why are a prostitute and a teacher so similar? They both get screwed"

"Yesterday my doctor told me I needed to stop masturbating. I asked, ""Why is that, doc?"" He replied, ""I'm trying to examine you."""

"My girl says I'm like a volcano in bed... Dormant"

"What do you have when you are having second thoughts about your booking on Native American land? Reservation reservation reservations."

"As a little girl, I dreamt of being whisked away by a handsome prince. It's my husband's dream now."

"I like to shave my pubes... It helps reduce the wind resistance and makes me able to run faster. You haven't seen me on the news yet because I'm too fast."