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Joke of the Day
"What song was playing at Pulse last Saturday night? ""It's Raining Men"""
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"When our solar system was formed, the Sun was in charge... So the planets started a revolution."
"How many vegetarians does it take to eat a bacon cheeseburger? One, if no one's looking."
"A new remake of Titanic features Bruce Willis. Bruce saves everyone."
"What do a hillbilly and a nepotist blackberry executive have in common? They both give their relatives rim jobs."
"So my wife said to me, ""I swear, it's like all men share one brain"" I wanted to think of a clever comeback, but it wasn't my turn to use the brain"
"A German underwear company has released a new line of Bra... They call it... ""Stoppinzam-Fromfloppin"""
"What did the gay guy say to Pinocchio? Lie to me motherfucker."
"Magician: ""Think of a number."" Me: ""Okay."" Magician: ""Are you thinking of a number?"" Me: ""Yes."" *the crowd goes wild with applause*"
"*bursts into church* DONT MARRY THAT WOMAN ... Undertaker: ""This is a funeral"" ... OKAY WELL IT STILL HOLDS TRUE, DONT MARRY HER"