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"Why did the sandwich shop sound terrible? It was out of tuna..."
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"The only people that get more concussions than NFL players... ...Are their wives"
"What happened when hitler fell off his skateboard, and the wound got infected? He said ""now I have to cleanse my germy knee"""
"""It's payback time, bitches!"" - What I think every morning now that I wake my kids up."
"Why is Phoenix such a great lawyer? Because he's ""Wright"" all the time."
"What did Mrs. Claus say to Santa as they were looking out their front window? ""Looks like rein dear"""
"My New Years resolution is 1080p."
"Fitness level: Just used a yoga DVD as a coaster for my beer. Namaste."
"Disney owns Miramax, so the gimp from ""Pulp Fiction"" is technically a Disney Princess."
"Why Can't Dinosaurs Clap. Because They're Dead. :)"