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Joke of the Day
"What does Paul Inces mum make for Christmas? Ince pies!"
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"Accidentally dropped a magic mushroom in my cats litter box & now he's laying across the driveway staring at the stars & quoting Kierkegaard"
"We all hold our hand out for help in this life. The goal should be to have your palm down more often than up."
"There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Avalanche Barbie ...buried in 16 feet of snow"
"Terrible pun (I'm sorry) What do you call a guy who travels the world convincing women to have oral sex? A cunning linguist"
"I'm sick of reading them, these vagina jokes have got to stop Period."
"My friend ran into a tree with his brand new car... He found out his Mercedes bends"
"Guinea pigs aren't real pets. You buy them when your kids are begging for a dog, but you want to make them sad instead."
"*runs in out of breath* Friend: what's going on? Me: [heavy breathing] bear with me Friend: Ok *waits* *bear runs in, also out of breath*"
"How many therapists does it take to change a lightbulb? None, Change has to come from WITHIN!"