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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a French boy wearing Sandals? Phillipe Phillope Friends and I thought of this in French class today."

"My girlfriend told me that she has bronchitis. I wish I had a dinosaur."

"Life teachings Q: What do you call it when your child teaches you something they are interested in? A: Learning from your mistakes."

"Farmer Dad: Having a good party son? Farmer Son: No. The music sucks. FD: Well then- FS: Don't. FD: Lettuce turnip the beet."

"Why does Donald Trump close his eyes during sex? So he can imagine he's masturbating."

"Why did Jon Snow wait in line at the Apple store ? For the watch ."

"What do you call a root vegetable wearing a tank top? A bro-tato"

"Q: Why do ghouls wear glasses? A: So they don't bump into other ghouls."

"Get off your high horse. Send your high horse to rehab. Keep an eye out to make sure your horse isn't getting high again."

"If you don't care where you are, then you ain't lost."