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Joke of the Day
"Q: Why do ghouls wear glasses? A: So they don't bump into other ghouls."
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"My safe word is ""I WANT YOUR BABIES"""
"What animal do psychiatrists bring in to mental hospitals to help patients with social anxiety? Squirrels; they're the best at getting nuts out of their shells."
"Don't believe anything a weatherman says until he takes off the jacket and rolls up the sleeves."
"I just shortened my to-do list by 90% simply by crossing off everything that would cause me to make the evening news."
"Butler I've got a friend who has got a butler whose left arm is missing serves him right."
"Q: How many Scorpios does it take to change a lightbulb? A: That information is strictly secret and shared only with the Enlightened Ones in the Star Chamber of the Ancient Hierarchical Order."
"Why did the lawyer refuse to take payment when defending the lead singer of U2? Because he said he was pro Bono."
"Ignorance may be bliss, but knowing that you're smarter than somebody feels pretty good, too."
"Knock, knock... Chicken combo... Why did the chicken cross the road? *I don't know. Why did the chicken cross the road?* To go and see ugly... Knock, Knock *Who's there?* **The chicken**"