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Joke of the Day

"Got a tattoo of my mom telling me not to get a tattoo"

"My Wife is refusing to fry any food and is insisting on eating healthier. She is turning into a Kitchen Nazi. She keeps sticking everything in the oven."

"How dumb do you have to be to fly right into my fucking face? This is why we shouldn't allow bees to text."

"As a male, I enjoy watching POV porn where the guy recording is black so I can imagine that I have an enormous vertical leap."

"the divorce rate for socks is 100%"

"McDonalds started selling a hotdog called a McJagger. It's mostly lips and a little bit of asshole."

"In All Fairness To Bellichick and Brady Balls do shrink when it's cold"

"What's the difference between a goat and a kid? My neighbour isn't unknowingly raising two of my goats."

"Q: You know what the problem with political jokes is don't you? A: They get elected."

"Apparently googling ""how to get suspended with pay"" from my work computer is frowned on by my employer."