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Joke of the Day

"McDonalds started selling a hotdog called a McJagger. It's mostly lips and a little bit of asshole."

"I like my maths... ...how I like my sex: hard and fast. (difficult, but clear-cut)"

"[mall food court] Me: *stomach rumbling* OMG not now Brain: Too bad you hate using public washrooms My White Undies: Sweet baby jesus no"

"What did the soap say to the hands as they were being washed? ""I think we're in sink."""

"What happened to Loki after he wath hit in hith fathe with Odin'th Hammer? He became Thor."

"[OC] What do you call a suicidal mathematician smoking weed? Hypotenuse"

"What do they say about the noise at the Burger Land Super Bowl? It's PAN-demonium!"

"Never play hide-and-seek with a 4yo in the mall. I know that now."

"how are bi planes different from regular planes? a lot of them have a wide open cockpit."

"What would be a terrible name for a new beer? Q: What would be a terrible name for a new beer? A: ""Mondays""...because no one would EVER want to buy a case of the Mondays..."