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Joke of the Day

"How dumb do you have to be to fly right into my fucking face? This is why we shouldn't allow bees to text."

"One might say it smells like pussy in the room But if you ask a Redditor, they couldn't tell you."

"I wonder, if I say ""Hi"" to everyone on here, how many ""Hi's"" I get back? So let me say Hi...."

"What do you do for a living? I herd cattle. Ah, you're a rancher? No, I'm a Zumba instructor."

"I got accepted into Harvard's medical program I just have to die first and give them my body"

"Taking a picture of your meal before you eat is the new ""saying grace."""

"A child will either brush their teeth for 3 seconds or for 15 minutes."

"What did Disney call their remake of Dante's Inferno? 101 damnations"

"Give a man a fish and he'll go to McDonald's instead. Teach a man to fish and nope, still McDonald's"

"Abortion jokes never get old."