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Joke of the Day

"How dumb do you have to be to fly right into my fucking face? This is why we shouldn't allow bees to text."

"What do you call a muscular Arab? Protein sheikh"

"What's the hardest part about fucking a cripple? Paralyzing her."

"I saw a ""best at sex"" contest for gay men, where the judges were your fellow participants. It looked fun, so I entered the competition."

"A blind guy walks into a bar... ...then a table, then a chair, then another chair..."

"I can't remember my memory ever being this good I think"

"'Failed to send tweet,' is Twitter's polite way of saying, 'Dude..'"

"Hear about the kidnapping at school? Don't worry he woke up"

"Tell me, ""everything happens for a reason"" so I know you're an idiot."

"Teacher: Give me three reasons why the world is round Pupil: Well my dad says so my mum says so and you say so !"