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Joke of the Day
"the divorce rate for socks is 100%"
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"95% of the world is retarded I'm glad I'm part of the 10%"
"Honey I won the Lottery. Overly exuberant husband came home. ""Honey pack your bags I just won the lottery!"" Wife; ""Where are we going?"". Husband; ""We are not going anywhere - get the fuck out!"""
"So my neighbor knocked on my door at 3AM... Who knocks on doors at three in the morning? It's so inconsiderate! Good thing I was still up playing my bagpipes."
"Two more nuns Two nuns in a bath. First one says ""where's the soap?"" Second nun says ""yeah, it does doesn't it."""
"How is the world like a bag of jellybeans? Nobody likes the black ones."
"The best thing I ever did was install a fake doorbell. Now no one ever knocks on my door."
"If you don't wake up, eat & then go back to sleep, you're doing Sunday wrong."
"They say eye contact in job interviews is important, but try sticking a finger in the interviewer's eye and they always get mad."
"Black jokes and Mexican jokes are all the same If you know a Juan, you know Jemalle"