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Joke of the Day

"As a male, I enjoy watching POV porn where the guy recording is black so I can imagine that I have an enormous vertical leap."

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"I won't say she's a cunt, but she has a certain je ne sais twat."

"What did the boy with no hands get for Christmas? GLOVES! Nah, just kidding. He still hasn't unwrapped his present."

"How do you make a peanut butter and Reddit sandwich? You spreddit."

"The cheese grader saw me walk in the house with a bag of shredded cheddar and shit got real awkward."

"Good thing some people show their bare chest in their profile pic, otherwise we wouldn't have known they had a torso."

"Why did the elephant bring toilet paper to the party? He's a party pooper!"

"Wanna hear a short joke ? Wanna hear another one ?"

"Why did the naughty child not get electrocuted when he stuck a fork in the socket? Because he was grounded! (I'll see myself out)"