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Joke of the Day
"I went to the doctor and he gave me 2 months to live. So I shot him. Judge gave me 30 years."
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"Who decided to call it a proctologist and not an analyst?"
"little caesars makes an ok pizza but just think what they could do if their caesar was full size"
"[2 T-Rex's getting drunk] ""I'm wasted."" ""Me too. You know how bad?"" ""Don't say it again."" ""I can't feel my face."" ""Goddammit, Kevin."""
"""Sorry, I forgot to pay attention. But yeah, I have no idea where we are now. There definitely shouldn't be cows."" ~me giving directions"
"What is a robots favorite sex position? 1000101"
"Which fish go to heaven when they die ? Angelfish !"
"If you put me on hold and you come back while I am audibly pooping, that's on you."
"Two scientists walk into a bar The first one says ""I'll have an H2O"" The second one orders a beer."
"mother told me this What do you call 5 mexicans, and asian, and 5 black people in your front yard?? Water sprinkler.... spic-spic-spic-spic-spic---CHINK---nigga-nigga-nigga-nigga-nigga"