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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a witch that stays out all night? A fresh air freak."
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"Why did the double agent cross the road? Because he never really was on your side."
"Why can't lions ever conquer the world? Because the pride comes before the fall."
"if a cop ever asks me to count from 100 backwards ..i just get in the back seat"
"IF you're NOT Handsome enough........ http://imgur.com/364BbQf"
"What is the gender of Iron Man? Fe Male"
"What's small and got 7 dents in it? Snow White's cherry"
"How many bricks do you need to screw in a lightbulb? Just two, but you're going to need a lot of patience and light bulbs."
"What's the difference between... A gold fish and a mountain goat? One mucks about the mountain. What's the difference between a police batton and a magician's wand? One is used for cunning stunts."
"Why is the United States always in political disarray? It's a nation without a litre."