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Joke of the Day
"An atheist, a vegan, and a crossfit fanatic walk into a bar... Who talks more?"
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"I love that new song where that clever black fellow does a sort of ""rhythm-talking"" & uses such fantastic rhymes!"
"What's the difference between a hockey player and a feminist hippie chick? A hockey player will take a shower after three periods."
"It takes a real man to be a juggler You've got to have balls to do it"
"Who Killed Cap'n Crunch ? A serial killer."
"My girlfriend told me its time to shave my pubic area.... She said ""shave but don't go crazy down there"". I told her "" Ok baby I wont go all nuts""."
"Insult Joke P1: Why did the chicken cross the road? P2: Why? P1: To get to the little bitch's house. P1: Knock knock P1: Who's there? P2: The chicken"
"It may have looked like I was doing crunches but I was just trying to get up."
"Why was Noah a great businessman? He floated his stock while everyone else was in liquidation."
"Saw a guy steal a car using a hanger so I did what any normal person would do, walked up to him & asked ""You that guy from Grand Theft Auto?"