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Joke of the Day
"What is the only group of cops who get in trouble when a black guy gets killed? secret service"
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"Marrying a divorced man is ecologically responsible. In a world where there are more women than men, it pays to recycle."
"The US Treasury announced Harriet Tubman will replace Andrew Jackson on the $20 So there's going to be a whole new bill in the black market."
"What do Hitler, Stalin, Mussolini and Ayn Rand have in common? They are all dead."
"Apparently when a trainer asks you why you want to stay in shape and you answer ""revenge"" it will raise a couple eyebrows."
"Riley can be a little girl's name, it's not always a dog's name. If someone says Riley's been sick don't bring up euthanasia right away."
"Why can't T-Rex's Hi-Five each other? Because they are dead."
"Who built King Arthur's round table Sir Cumference"
"I've watched the same porno movie 126 times. I'm trying to see how it ends."
"What day does the egg fear most? Fry-day"