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Joke of the Day

"A recent study shows 9 out of 10 men admit their wife is always right. Since the study 1 man has still not been able to be found."

"Why was the Rastafarian poor? Because he was jah bless"

"When I die, my only wish is for my corpse to be respectfully catapulted onto a whitewater raft of people going down the Colorado river"

"What did God say after creating Africa? Last one out is a rotten egg!"

"They won't admit the Egypt flight crashed... ...because they're all in *da nile.*"

"Where's the school for the blind? ... It's hard to see."

"I'm a secondhand veggietarian. I eat cows. Cows eat grass. It's science. Merica."

"Why did you have to take a half naked picture in front of a full length mirror to show off your new haircut?"

"What did Bruce Banner get after having sex with as prostitute? a HULK RASH!!!!"

"Why is it so windy in Texas? because New Mexico blows and Oklahoma sucks"