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Joke of the Day

"Dead fly When you kill a fly, does it become a dead flew?"

"How can you find a fag in a newspaper? It's not hard."

"What do you call a Private Investigator who is bad at his job? A Defective!"

"So, putting a ""caution wet floor"" sign down before delivering my best pick up line is frowned upon...."

"Ruth wasn't invited to the party. The people at the party were ruthless."

"They say, ""the grass is greener on the other side..."" That's why Pablo, my landscaper, imports my marijuana."

"in australia we call her kilometrey cyrus"

"Van Halen on tour in 2012! I doubt the Mayans realized they'd be up against ""Drop Dead Legs"" when they predicted the end of the world."

"""Dear NASA... ...Your mom thought I was big enough"" -Pluto"

"What food makes women stop having sex? A wedding cake"