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Joke of the Day
"There are two types of people in the world... Those who pee in the shower and dirty feckin liars!"
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"I just electrocuted myself It really hertz"
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"I gave up my seat to a blind person on the bus That's how I lost my job as a bus driver."
"What's the difference between a woman with PMS and a terrorist? You can negotiate with a terrorist."
"Sorry to burst your bubble, but your waiter doesn't really think your choice was excellent."
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"I just finished reading a book about preventing skin injuries and burns... The author classified the book as ""non-friction"""