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Joke of the Day
"What do you say to encourage someone who is masturbating? You do you!"
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"Why are black people so tall? Because their kneegrows"
"""You're so cold, I wished you would just disappear!"" His temperature then dropped to 0 Kelvin and he disappeared"
"Two surgeons are laughing during an operation when a dermatologist walks by... ""What's so funny?"" asks the dermatologist. ""Sorry, it's a inside joke."" replies the surgeon."
"What do you get when you cross a Centaur with a Minotaur? Cinnaminotaur. The most delicious of all mythological creatures."
"Q: Did you hear the one about the fruit on trial? A: It was judged by a jury of his pears."
"Mitt Romney."
"Nothing adults love more than telling people how exhausted they are. It's like a sadness competition."
"Do Frenchmen like slides? OOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUUUIIIIIIIIIII!"
"In a parallel universe, a group of sentient guitars groan as one guitar gets out a human at a party."