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Joke of the Day
"How does Lady Gaga like her meat? Raw Raw Rawhahaha..."
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"I've been eating a lot of eggs lately.. I must be on an egg roll."
"So the Chicken and the Egg are laying in bed. The Chicken lights up a cigarette, takes a deep drag and says, ""Well, I guess that answers that question..."""
"Monster energy drink bumper stickers--because you can't give your truck an eyebrow piercing."
"*phone rings* Wife: Quick! Pretend I'm not in!"" Me: *dresses baby up in Superman costume & duct tapes him to ceiling fan* Wife - ""...."""""
"What do you put in a box to make it lighter? Courtney Love"
"I hate bad jokes. They should be pun-ishable by law."
"Which Knight invented the Round Table? Sir Cumference"
"I'm at my sexiest when I find the grown out patch of hair on the outside of my ankle I missed with the razor the last 17 times I shaved."
"Primaries are like childbirth. After a great deal pain, yelling, and recrimination, everyone forgets how awful it was until the next time."